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Contributor: The Anonymous College Guy - - Over there I see an angry fat man The world hates you fat man But that doesn't mean you should hate it back I don't feel sympathy for you Who I do feel for is that girl with him That perfectly disgusting girl The world hates you too And no one will ever love you She burrows through his rolls Trying to find something She does, and tries to suck the love from it That love she has been denied her whole life Instead, she gets a mouth full of semen and a "Damn, You're good at blow jobs." - -...
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The Withdrawal Method

Contributor: Sam Gem - - I made love to a woman who I thought beautiful even if she didn't. After two teasy months, because I move slow and am cursed as a sensitive man, we started having sex that wasn't just sex even though she tried to keep it that way, the best sex we ever had and gave, and I went down on her and worked my jaw like a Chinese curler practicing for the Olympics until it felt like it wasn't there and gave her her first orgasm, which was quite an accomplishment, because it took two weeks of attentive sex every night after we had been flirting for a whole summer just to get her to be that comfortable with me. What I didn't know then was that this girl fucked a lot of men and had left a litter of broken hearts behind her and had separated sex and love with a butchers efficiency, and I was a fool because I fell in love...
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