Contributor: William J Fedigan
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Crazies on Ward B hear Captain screaming, screaming all day, night. Crazies not surprised. Crazies know Captain. Captain’s frequent flyer on Ward B, visits 10-12 times/yr, like his home away from.
Crazies used to Captain screaming, screaming at his thumb, screaming: Fat Mike you motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker.
Fat Mike is what Captain calls his thumb, right thumb, split nail, dirty, nasty fucking thumb.
Crazies know Captain. Crazies know: Stay the fuck away from Captain. He got sharp teeth.
What happens when Captain stops screaming, he bites his thumb, bites deep, bites til it bleeds. Next thing, Captain screaming again, waving thumb, calling it Fat Mike, blood flying round. Orderlies, big as coup deville, grab Captain, tie him down & into rubber room. Nurse puts bandage on thumb, doc...
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William J Fedigan
