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Contributor: Joshua Dobson - - "Your ass is fuckin' beautiful," I tell Jenny the stripper as she claps her gelatinous cheeks against one another a few inches in front of my face. "It's too big," Jenny Jellybutt says in her high-pitched nasal voice while reaching back to smack her ass. The gunshot crack is audible over the industrial music blaring from the sound system. The impact of her hand unleashes ripples that jiggle across her bountiful butt cheeks. "No such thing as too big when it comes to ass. And anyways people are too hung up on size, shape is far more important than size and your ass is perfectly formed," I tell her as she flexes her gluteal muscles making her cheeks bounce and shimmy. "Glad you like it, but don't get too attached, its days are numbered," she says. "What's that supposed to mean?" "I've saved up almost half...

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Author: Joshua Dobson

Contributor: Liam Lawrence - - The promise is always the same. If anyone wants to get to know you – to truly know you – they have to accept the fact that you are a fake. You are a phony, a liar, a cheat. And you can’t help but tell them about your sins. And by ‘you’, I mean ‘I,’ and by ‘I,’ I mean ‘me,’ or ‘he,’ or whatever works best at distancing myself from my own wrong-doings and makes you – as in ‘yourself’ – feel most uncomfortable. It wasn’t until I was in the sixth grade that I realized there was nothing in the sewers – no clowns waiting to pull me down whenever I dropped my pants in the bathroom to go #2 - and by #2 I mean shit; no colossal alligators that had been flushed. Nothing. It might have been later than sixth grade, I can’t remember, but who wants to admit that there was no reason for their mom to accompany them...

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