Contributor: P.A.Levy - - crack of dawn (lovely girl is dawn) … morning has broken … up with the larks … in the heroic minute there was a word and the word was cunt … lancelot awoke from his slumbers and his automatic codpiece extension creaked and groaned to full size to accommodate his gentleman’s good morning then as always in this state the first thought to enter lancelot’s mind was cunt must get cunt but he realised his quest could be severely hampered by morning dragon’s breath when able to reset his codpiece to default position he arose for a slash (this is the only legend with such realistic detail) then set off for the tavern a pint or two of some mead to honey his rank breath for this was a known successful remedy after so much smoking skunk but whilst at the tavern lancelot couldn’t help but become besotted with the new...

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Author: P.A.Levy