Contributor: P.A.Levy
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crack of dawn (lovely girl is dawn) … morning has broken … up with the larks … in the heroic minute there was a word and the word was cunt …
lancelot awoke from his slumbers and his automatic codpiece extension creaked and groaned to full size to accommodate his gentleman’s good morning
then
as always in this state the first thought to enter lancelot’s mind was
cunt
must get cunt
but he realised his quest could be severely hampered by morning dragon’s breath
when able to reset his codpiece to default position he arose for a slash (this is the only legend with such realistic detail)
then set off for the tavern a pint or two of some mead to honey his rank breath
for this was a known successful remedy after so much smoking skunk but whilst at the tavern lancelot couldn’t help but become besotted with the new serving wench
who was very pretty
and lancelot immediately wished for the wench to give him a tit wank
and the serving girl on seeing lancelot thought
ah knightly cock nightly and aroused him by rubbing her buttocks up against his codpiece which creaked and groaned and as she bewitched him to the thrum of a lute
stole his heart
for the girl worked for dr frankenstien
and they needed fresh body parts
to fulfil a commission to create a new television presenter for
albion’s got x-factor talent when dancing on horseback
keep lancing
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Born East London but now residing amongst the hedge mumblers of rural Suffolk, P.A.Levy has been published in many magazines, both on line and in print, from ‘A cappella Zoo’ to ‘Zygote In My Coffee’. He is also a founding member of the Clueless Collective.
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crack of dawn (lovely girl is dawn) … morning has broken … up with the larks … in the heroic minute there was a word and the word was cunt …
lancelot awoke from his slumbers and his automatic codpiece extension creaked and groaned to full size to accommodate his gentleman’s good morning
then
as always in this state the first thought to enter lancelot’s mind was
cunt
must get cunt
but he realised his quest could be severely hampered by morning dragon’s breath
when able to reset his codpiece to default position he arose for a slash (this is the only legend with such realistic detail)
then set off for the tavern a pint or two of some mead to honey his rank breath
for this was a known successful remedy after so much smoking skunk but whilst at the tavern lancelot couldn’t help but become besotted with the new serving wench
who was very pretty
and lancelot immediately wished for the wench to give him a tit wank
and the serving girl on seeing lancelot thought
ah knightly cock nightly and aroused him by rubbing her buttocks up against his codpiece which creaked and groaned and as she bewitched him to the thrum of a lute
stole his heart
for the girl worked for dr frankenstien
and they needed fresh body parts
to fulfil a commission to create a new television presenter for
albion’s got x-factor talent when dancing on horseback
keep lancing
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Born East London but now residing amongst the hedge mumblers of rural Suffolk, P.A.Levy has been published in many magazines, both on line and in print, from ‘A cappella Zoo’ to ‘Zygote In My Coffee’. He is also a founding member of the Clueless Collective.
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