Contributor: Sam Bernhofer
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The police would later say that my dorm had the most interesting arrangement of furniture they’ve ever seen.
The bed was held up 5 feet high purely from being wedged between the walls perpendicularly.
It was a fucking drawbridge that took me 3 hours of scraping and complaints from the dorms next door to make that way, and I hated it.
Underneath drawbridge was a desk, laptop, schoolwork covered in piss, Vitamin Water bottles full of piss, several cum rags, a shotgun I had purchased when I turned 18 in a guitar case, and some hair I had twisted and pulled out of my head.
I had a girl come over occasionally, you know.
Her lungs were dirty brown underneath rotten yellow teeth and a smelly white tongue.
All she gave a shit about was the fucking drawbridge bed.
I raised a few hairs with my hand to let...
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Sam Bernhofer
