Contributor: Robert E. Petras
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Guess you could pretty much say I look like a nerd with my greasy, cowlicked brown hair and my habit of picking my nose. Because one of my eyes is green, the other brown doesn’t help, either. The buttoned collar on my sports shirt and the masking tape encircling the bridge of my black glasses I put on for effect. I am especially strong for someone being a skinny 145 pounds.
I am an inventor. When I go out, I take some of my inventions with me, like my latest—alcohol power bars and the memory vacuum cleaner—inside a Kelly green backpack with white peace symbols dotting every side. So maybe I am a nerd, but I like to drink and can hold more alcohol than anyone I know, thanks to munching a power bar or two.
Already half-drunk, I was sitting at the end of this T-town bar called the Broken Mirror Café, mining...

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Robert E. Petras