Contributor: LA Sykes
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Eye eye. Who is this dodgy looking cunt? Suspicious behaviour indeed. Creeping around the alley at this time of night? What the fuck is he wearing? Who does he think he is? Which house is he planning to hit? Time to find out.
Out the back door and jump the fence. Creep up on this thieving fucker from behind and boot him up the arse as he bends over mauling about with the canvas cover sheet on his getaway vehicle. Rip off his silly hat and grab his hair snapping his head back. Crush his bulbous nose with a quick crack. Look him square in his pleading eyes taking in the white beard slowly turning crimson with blood.
"Don't tell me, you're Santa Claus delivering presents for all the boys and girls?" I ask sarcastically.
"Yes, look please I really am S...."
I cut off his driveling bullshit with another backhand...
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LA Sykes
