Contributor: Paul Tristram
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Radio Riot F.M. (Session 1)
“Whey-hey, and welcome motherfuckers!
You’ve just tuned in to Radio Riot F.M.
The newest, greatest pirate radio station in town
And I’m your host, the Chickenshit Turkey.
After our first song, we’re going to be doing the weather forecast,
By the time that’s finished I want some of you to have called in for a chat,
A request or something like that.
Hey, can you dig my shit man, I’m a motherfucking poet.
Anyway, here’s our phone number, its 01639 8264.
And remember calls cost between 38 and 40 pence a minute,
So if your parents don’t approve of those kinds of prices kids,
You’ll just have to wait until they nip off for a shite.
Well, here we go with the first song of the show and it’s….
Wait for it.
Paranoid by Black Fucking Sabbath.
Yeah alright, you’re just too much Ozzy baby,
Just...
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