Razor Dildo

Contributor: Paul Tristram - - The first time I saw it it was graffitied on a bridge and my cock instantly spasmed into life. I had to pull over at the next rest stop and skull-fuck my girlfriend so hard that I’m pretty sure that I actually went insane for a second or two as I shot my muck down her throat. Of course I had no idea that the slogan was actually about the jailed members of a Russian Girl Punk Band. I just saw those 3 words painted on a bridge and it was like crushing up and snorting a whole tub of Viagra (I would imagine?) My girlfriend has even made a special set of underwear with it printed on for when I’m not in the mood, she’s clever like that. - - - Paul Tristram is a Welsh writer who now lives on the Southern coast of Britain, has poems, short stories and sketches published in many publications around the world....

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Author: Paul Tristram

Contributor: Paul Tristram - - I cut his face in one Welsh stripe, Watched his mother cry "NO!" behind him, I staggered backwards and dealt with the brothers. The big bastard first I pushed his mother into the gutter, Kissed his sister and walked into the road Like the arrogant cunt I am! - - - Paul Tristram: I’m a Welsh writer, who now lives by the coast in Cornwall. I have around 800 poems published and a handful of short stories and sketches in 13 different countries. I used to run the poetry magazine “In Between Hangovers”. I have recently quit drinking until I manage to pull my sanity back out of the well, its halfway back. I sometimes dress like a mannequin and turning your back and running away is foreplay where I come fr...

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